Thursday 21 August 2008

10 Things Women Hate About Men

Reason 1: … Ego!

Reason 2: … Would It Kill To Remember?
Men remember the names of soccer players from English Premier League but cannot for the life them remember birthdays, anniversaries and buying gifts

Reason 3: ... Ogling
Men love to ogle at women’s boobs even when they are with their date

Reason 4: … Double Talk
Men nod their heads during a talk about gender equality, and then insist on paying the bills during a date because it is not manly enough to let the woman pay

Reason 5: … Lazy Men
Talking about gender equality and men supporting it, how about giving us a hand with household chores?

Reason 6: … Possessive
Men are extremely possessive and whatever makes them so insecure as opposed to the manly image they like portray?

Reason 7: … Hypocrisy
Men love to hang out with “cool babes” but when it comes to marriage they want a “simple homely girl”

Reason 8: …The Basics Of Life
Life without booze, sex and cigarettes is just unthinkable

Reason 9: …The Phallic Symbol
Men have a birth right over the Remote control and it seems it is more like a phallic symbol that they need to carry around at home

Reason 10: ... Superman
Think of themselves to be exalted beings - a mechanic, technician, plumber and financial advisor all rolled into one

1 comment:

Meita Nahar said...

Men are like gum anyway - after you chew they lose their flavor, Ally Mcbeal said. And we're women. We have a double standard to live up to.